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one-time-i-dreamt:ALTI went on a double date with my sister (Jamie, 24) and her new boyfriend. (Paul 25ish)We went to an Italian place. Paul goes on about how the word is for red in Italian marinara, and the word for white is alfredo, so that’s how

doomdate: One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and

actualirleridan: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing

sriusblcks: yo ho yo ho story time fothermuckers: my friend had a crush on the cutest guy in her school and she was shy around him so like one day she told her mates that she was going to go and ask him on a date so she went up to him and got scared

wehadfacesthen: Anthony Perkins and Tab Hunter, c.1958They look so uncomfortable together. They were in love but closeted. They went on double dates or met at a theater, entering at different times and exiting out the fire exit so no one would see them

hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing

actualirleridan: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing

edwardspoonhands: lizziekeiper: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the

proofrawk: ATTENTION LADIES OF WASHINGTON DC/OKCUPID: STAY AWAY FROM USER ACASTSHADOW Backstory: I went on one (1) date with this creep in the spring of 2013. He’d messaged me a few times and I was bored that week, so I met up with him for drinks and

what-the-flippity-flam-stalker: actualirleridan: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and

atoastystrudel: hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the

hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing

one-time-i-dreamt:ALTI went on a double date with my sister (Jamie, 24) and her new boyfriend. (Paul 25ish)We went to an Italian place. Paul goes on about how the word is for red in Italian marinara, and the word for white is alfredo, so that’s how

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actionables: sneakyfeets: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest

roadsidepeek: One time I went on a date with a guy to dinah’s and he tried to make me eat a bunch of chicken and most of a Dutch baby. Then we insisted we went to cold stone and then told me in the car that he was a feeder.

allo-mishamigos: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing

sneakyfeets: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever.

atoastystrudel: hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the

atoastystrudel: hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the

thetopnotchbitch: proofrawk: ATTENTION LADIES OF WASHINGTON DC/OKCUPID: STAY AWAY FROM USER ACASTSHADOW Backstory: I went on one (1) date with this creep in the spring of 2013. He’d messaged me a few times and I was bored that week, so I met up with

thedailylaughs: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing

atoastystrudel: hobgoblinhero: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the

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